Random Insomnia Question for the Day

[Joseph Mayek]

Don't ask how this came about into my thoughts

But, I -have- to know.

So, if you were roasting marshmellows, and the slung the stick at a Kindred, sending a flaming marshmellow, wouldn't it do aggravated damage?

I mean, it'll -stick- and everything!!!

[Ivaret]

Depends on if the marshmallow is still on fire while it flies through the air. If so, then yeah.

[satyavati]

Drake-

GO

TO

BED!

;D

[Kenneth Ashland]

If this thread at all moves into a mathematical proof regarding flame duration and airspeed dynamics, I'm blaming Broney.

[Clark Davis]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen marshmallow?

[Janet]

My answer is simple....

was it still on fire at impact? That would entirely depend on how well it was on fire vs distance and likely relative humidity of the air.

But, if what you are actually asking is....."If a burning marshmallow hits a vampire, would it do agg?"......my answer would have to be yes. 1 agg.

[Webmonkey]

So what about a handful of flaming mini marshmallows for that shotgun effect?

[Chilli]

look what STadam started...

and Drake, if you are awake because of you were thinking about this and it caused you so much unrest that you couldn't sleep... you need a doctor... like, NOW!

[David Price]

I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that somebody will try to get a weapon card stamped for flaming marshmellows if I do.

[Chilli]

Broney... you stamped BOOBS for a weapon and gave them +1 bashing.

At least flaming marshmellows can incite rotscreck

[Clark Davis]

Boobs can induce frenzy based entirely on how creatively they're used, Bill. *nods sagely*

[Chilli]

That's called AWE Brian, I should know, I've used other women in game to get attention. It really does work.

[Janet]

I've used it in game, and it works beautifully.

[Webmonkey]

Doncha mean bootifully?

[Janet]

No, dear.....that would be my tush, not my boobs.

[benime]

Yeah, don't get the booty and the bazongas mixed, man.

Jeez.

[Barnaby Cuthbert]

"It's BigbooTAY!"

- Christopher Lloyd alien in Bucaroo Bonzai

[Alexander Faulkner]

Well paying attention to the original question posed-- The airspeed velocity of an unladen marshmellow is approxiametely 42 knots. If it is here the numidity content of the air is averagely 62% meaning tha tyou have to be somewhere between 4 and 10 feet away from said vampire to deal aggravated damage being that after that distance the flame on the marshmellow will go out and it would be just a crisp marshmellow.

[Layla]

Now I have to know what color are the marshmellows?

[wereastbill]

probably black from the fire