250 Things Not To Do During an RPG

[Elspeth]

Aboslutely Hilarious...

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[Valerie]

That's so crap!

... drow taste delicious.

[wereastsarah]

"55. Before facing the dragon, not allowed to glaze the elf." is a perfectly valid tactic though!

[Justin]

240. Any character with more than three skills specializing in chainsaw is vetoed.

I guess that takes you out mark.

[benime]

"If at any point if my dwarf takes on the mannerisms of Macho Man Randy Savage, he dies."

DAMN!

[Janet]

61. Can only taunt the ranger about his lack of swimming after my USCG E8 saves him.


Thing is, most of the ones I knew could save someone who couldn't swim. We might have had 3 people out of 140 who weren't strong enough swimmers. So.....I shall taunt the ranger all I want. ;-)

[Elspeth]

alixandra said:

61. Can only taunt the ranger about his lack of swimming after my USCG E8 saves him.


Thing is, most of the ones I knew could save someone who couldn't swim. We might have had 3 people out of 140 who weren't strong enough swimmers. So.....I shall taunt the ranger all I want. ;-)

That is your perogative, you ex-Coastie.

[Barnaby Cuthbert]

My favorite was the subtle Blade reference:

64. My paladin's battle cry is not "Good for the Good God"

[Kenneth Ashland]

My favorite part is that these are all things Chris isn't allowed to do.

*looks over at der Schetzle*

[Barnaby Cuthbert]

Just be happy I followed this rule:

30. I am not to kill off all the vampires in the LARP, even if they are terminally stupid.

[benime]

scion said:

My favorite was the subtle Blade reference:

64. My paladin's battle cry is not "Good for the Good God"

Haha, no, that's Warhammer, but I can see where you got that from.

[Rex Fisher]

76. I am not allowed any artistic license while translating.

Define artistic license....I love being in the middle of two charicters that can not comunicate!!!

[benime]

251: I understand that an obscene diplomacy check is not equivalent to a Dominate Monster spell.

[benime]

252: Rolling incredibly good ability scores does not mean you should let yourself be intimidated into playing a monk by jealous fellow players.

253: Even though you were asked if you wanted to play Exalted, that doesn't mean the ST loses the ability to call something your character is capable of obscene and insane. Fig 1: 56 successes on a sailing check does not instantly transport your dinghy anywhere.

254: CHARACTER NAMES STOLEN FROM FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS ENTITLE ALL OTHER PLAYERS TO GIVE YOU A SOUND BEATING.[/capslock]

255: Cthulhu does not exist in every game unless the DM says so first.

[Mike Lohmann]

47. They do not make Nair in wookie sizes.
51. No longer allowed to use the time machine for booty calls.
54. Cannot pimp out other party members.
65. There is no Summon Bimbo spell.
74. My thief's battle cry is not "Run And Live."
75. Nor is it "You take care of the orcs, I take care of the traps."
81. A picture of my ex-wife is not an acceptable backup weapon.
90. My swashbuckling fop cannot take the flaw Dark Secret: Not Gay
107. There is no such game as Wereshark the Buffet.
122. The paladin's alignment is not Lawful Anal.
143. Not allowed to by a holy symbol for every god just in case one of them is right.
190. Duel wielding small animals is strictly forbidden.
198. Not allowed to steal my own soul.
207. The following weapons are not legal choices in a duel: Steamroller, Nerve Gas, Landmine, Midget.
211. If at any point if my dwarf takes on the mannerisms of Macho Man Randy Savage, he dies.
217. If the weapon is capable of staking vampires hiding behind engine blocks, I can't have it.
218. No matter my alignment, organizing halfling pit fights is a violation.
224. I cannot insinuate elf chicks are all easy, even though you never hear about a half gnome do you?
235. My Samedi is required to have dots in obfuscate. Plural, as in more than one, two more than none.
241. Cannot use the jedi mind trick to get out of a speeding ticket.


hehehe the best

[Croix shadowed-skys]

there NEEDS to be a halfling god of groin-shots.... it just needs to be there!

[R.A.W.R.]

jorundr said:

240. Any character with more than three skills specializing in chainsaw is vetoed.

I guess that takes you out mark.

its funny 'cause you never met MR. Dannles
that was creepy,
oh you never met him.

oh I also have the Stat... for #22

[cassidy]

benime said:

251: I understand that an obscene diplomacy check is not equivalent to a Dominate Monster spell.

so true so true....tee hee

[Will S]

251. you can take D&D 3.5 and through out all the story and plot of the whole world. and use only the macanics in your owne fun and intreaging multi planatery game woot. I know ive done it. Some asimbaly requierd. so can I use tashas insideous laughtor.

[wereastbill]

No Summon Bimbo Spell?


Presence 4 and Tiffani.

HA!