Post by benime on Sept 20, 2005 23:20:10 GMT -8
Ladies and gents, if you weren't paying attention or have fluff in your ears, I believe this week we will be holding a moot. Ironic, isn't it, that the vampires are holding an accounting at the same time? I hope you can attend, because the following ten things are in store for you...!
[li]#10. You don't have to stand in line, and there are no waiting periods. Werewolves can't even spell burew... bureo... bruah... pointless law.
[/li][li]#9. Elbow-Deep-in-the-Wyrm gets to show Billy a thing or two about missing limbs for once.
[/li][li]#8. Last I heard they don't serve drinks at the Accounting, but if they did, it'd be the blood of choice Seattle hobos. Best drink at a Moot? Awakened liquor that could clean the engine block of a 30-year-old car and still have enough kick to punch your mother in the mouth.
[/li][li]#7. Gangrel < Any real Tribe
[/li][li]#6. The bathrooms are never more than a bush away. Last I heard, vampires can't even USE a bathroom, and you can't tell me that's not uncomfortable.
[/li][li]#5. Most of the tricks Giovanni are feared for we teach to cubs during the halftime show. Whoopty-doo!
[/li][li]#4. Upholstery in Elysium: Ten-success drapery nobody really cares about (except the Toreador, who occasionally drool on it). Scenery in the Umbra - Hunter S. Thompson and Salvador Dali's crack-baby.
[/li][li]#3. In a mud-wrestling match I'm betting the farm on Sun's Sentinel over Lady Daniels, even with a leash "handicap" to make the match last lo... er... even the odds.
[/li][li]#2. This time Buck will be the laugh track for every spot of dark humor. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-kill you-ha-ha-ha-HA!
[/li][li]#1. Werewolves hold moots after kicking ass all month. Vampires hold Accountings to determine how much of their asses remain to be kicked. You do the math![/li][/ul]
Let's get this &#$@ done right! Moot!
[li]#10. You don't have to stand in line, and there are no waiting periods. Werewolves can't even spell burew... bureo... bruah... pointless law.
[/li][li]#9. Elbow-Deep-in-the-Wyrm gets to show Billy a thing or two about missing limbs for once.
[/li][li]#8. Last I heard they don't serve drinks at the Accounting, but if they did, it'd be the blood of choice Seattle hobos. Best drink at a Moot? Awakened liquor that could clean the engine block of a 30-year-old car and still have enough kick to punch your mother in the mouth.
[/li][li]#7. Gangrel < Any real Tribe
[/li][li]#6. The bathrooms are never more than a bush away. Last I heard, vampires can't even USE a bathroom, and you can't tell me that's not uncomfortable.
[/li][li]#5. Most of the tricks Giovanni are feared for we teach to cubs during the halftime show. Whoopty-doo!
[/li][li]#4. Upholstery in Elysium: Ten-success drapery nobody really cares about (except the Toreador, who occasionally drool on it). Scenery in the Umbra - Hunter S. Thompson and Salvador Dali's crack-baby.
[/li][li]#3. In a mud-wrestling match I'm betting the farm on Sun's Sentinel over Lady Daniels, even with a leash "handicap" to make the match last lo... er... even the odds.
[/li][li]#2. This time Buck will be the laugh track for every spot of dark humor. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-kill you-ha-ha-ha-HA!
[/li][li]#1. Werewolves hold moots after kicking ass all month. Vampires hold Accountings to determine how much of their asses remain to be kicked. You do the math![/li][/ul]
Let's get this &#$@ done right! Moot!
