Post by Clark Davis on Jul 1, 2006 10:34:56 GMT -8
So, I get home late. A lot. I go to a chai lounge that has good drinks and free Wifi, that many of my out of game friends frequent. This place closes at midnight, and I walk home every night, from the U district to Wallingford, about two miles, which takes me about 45 minutes, to an hour, depending on my pace that night. It's a very nice walk home.
When you get to my house, there's a single street lamp that brightly lights the intersection of 38th and Ashworth. My walk from the sidewalk to my doorstep is almost completely inky pitch black at night, as a combined side effect of my front yard's garden and our sparse streetlights on my street, but Wallingford's a totally quiet neighborhood.
So imagine my surprise as i'm coming home and i'm on the phone, on my headset, with Lillian, player of Mike Wozencraft in Mage, and I suddenly hear rustling from the foliage, that sounds vaguely like a large raccoon. These are pretty common in my neighborhood. So I flash my cell phone in that direction to light the path. And I can make out large, sneakered feet.
So, i'm like, "Uh, hang on Lily... Excuse me. Hey, buddy? Can I help you with something?" in that annoyed, surprised tone that's code for "Like not stomping your kidneys for being on my fucking property at 1 am." He didn't say anything, but did rustle in response. Then his cell phone went off, and he calmly picked it up and sat up.
He looked like some drunk college student, waylaid from his journey to from some bar in Fremont, in the direction of 45th street.
He calmly answered his phone with, "Oh, hey. Yeah, I'm in some dude's yard. He's asking if he can help me with something." A pause. "Oh, yeah, sure..." and he looked at me and said, "Uh, hey, dude? Here you go." and hands me his phone.
I take it in the other ear, still on the line with Lily in my right ear on my headset, and the guy on the other end is his friend, who is significantly more sober and very glad I safely found his friend, and apologized profusely, saying that his friend got drunk and ran off and he was trying to find him.
And so, he gave me the cross street he was at, 36th and woodlawn, two blocks away, and I told him mine, and how to get over. At this point, I was irritated but vaguely amused.
Meanwhile, dude's getting up and stumbling out and I'm like, "Hey, hey buddy, this way." and go back to the phone where I tell his friend, "Yeah, yeah, I'm getting your friend to the cross street, I'll have him lean on a post right under a street lamp... Hey! Buddy! Lean right here."
The drunken young man obliges.
I return to the phone and tell his I tell his friend, "Yeah, you wanna go up to 38th and go west. Uh huh. No, that's Carr street, that's sort of like an alley, you wanna go one more over. Right, yeah. Yeah, he's standing against the lamp post." By this time his buddy is profusely thanking me and I'm like, "Yeah, yeah, it's, uh, it's all good, whatever man, no problem. Listen, I'm giving you back to your buddy. Yeah. Yeah. You take care. Uh huh. Yeah. Goodnight."
I go inside and Lily pauses for a long time before finally saying. "Okay, the universe NEVER pulls that shit on me."
When you get to my house, there's a single street lamp that brightly lights the intersection of 38th and Ashworth. My walk from the sidewalk to my doorstep is almost completely inky pitch black at night, as a combined side effect of my front yard's garden and our sparse streetlights on my street, but Wallingford's a totally quiet neighborhood.
So imagine my surprise as i'm coming home and i'm on the phone, on my headset, with Lillian, player of Mike Wozencraft in Mage, and I suddenly hear rustling from the foliage, that sounds vaguely like a large raccoon. These are pretty common in my neighborhood. So I flash my cell phone in that direction to light the path. And I can make out large, sneakered feet.
So, i'm like, "Uh, hang on Lily... Excuse me. Hey, buddy? Can I help you with something?" in that annoyed, surprised tone that's code for "Like not stomping your kidneys for being on my fucking property at 1 am." He didn't say anything, but did rustle in response. Then his cell phone went off, and he calmly picked it up and sat up.
He looked like some drunk college student, waylaid from his journey to from some bar in Fremont, in the direction of 45th street.
He calmly answered his phone with, "Oh, hey. Yeah, I'm in some dude's yard. He's asking if he can help me with something." A pause. "Oh, yeah, sure..." and he looked at me and said, "Uh, hey, dude? Here you go." and hands me his phone.
I take it in the other ear, still on the line with Lily in my right ear on my headset, and the guy on the other end is his friend, who is significantly more sober and very glad I safely found his friend, and apologized profusely, saying that his friend got drunk and ran off and he was trying to find him.
And so, he gave me the cross street he was at, 36th and woodlawn, two blocks away, and I told him mine, and how to get over. At this point, I was irritated but vaguely amused.
Meanwhile, dude's getting up and stumbling out and I'm like, "Hey, hey buddy, this way." and go back to the phone where I tell his friend, "Yeah, yeah, I'm getting your friend to the cross street, I'll have him lean on a post right under a street lamp... Hey! Buddy! Lean right here."
The drunken young man obliges.
I return to the phone and tell his I tell his friend, "Yeah, you wanna go up to 38th and go west. Uh huh. No, that's Carr street, that's sort of like an alley, you wanna go one more over. Right, yeah. Yeah, he's standing against the lamp post." By this time his buddy is profusely thanking me and I'm like, "Yeah, yeah, it's, uh, it's all good, whatever man, no problem. Listen, I'm giving you back to your buddy. Yeah. Yeah. You take care. Uh huh. Yeah. Goodnight."
I go inside and Lily pauses for a long time before finally saying. "Okay, the universe NEVER pulls that shit on me."