Post by Makes-No-Sense on Feb 17, 2010 4:55:28 GMT -8
"Alright tape is running, we'll edit this out later but let us start it off. This is tape three...How many of these is he gonna make me do?...of the Joshua Colter interview. Camera is in full go. Ready to resume Mr. Colter?" Whatever gets your dad to sign that check kid.
"Sure thing Jake. We'll help ya finish up this silly assignment from 'Prof Plum'." Note to self. Owe that fat basterd one for this.
"Hopefully! So in this section I wanted to cover the first few years out of school. We talked about how growing up you were the odd kid out...You would be to if your family treated you like a rape baby ...and that law school was a particular challenge...The Wyrm never stops to let you study ...as you had many family problems that continued to crop up...And Rae never runs out of things to "save" next. Forests, whales, I swear next it will be the french vanilla blend at starbucks is about to go out of style and we can't let that happen! Oh heaven forbid!. Late nights studying just to barely stay ahead of the workload...Funny how the good guys pick on evil in the middle of the night like some Grimm Fairy tale monster under the bed. Now I was hoping to move onto your first forray outside of school...Sleep....what was your plan after your law degree?" Simple and consistant. You've practice this in the mirror hundreds of times.
"Well...hmmm...I started with the celebration of course. Took a big trip down to California with some of my friends...Other garou that needed a smooooooth talking son of a bitch...and went camping...Raided a wyrm tainted distribution plant for cabinet fixtures...bad mental image, moving on...and then straight into the job hunting field. To infiltrate or not to infiltrate? That was the question! Lucky for me this activist rights group scooped me up right away...And the little sister had the puppy eyes that demanded I save THIS specific "blend of coffee" this week...and was quickly taken underwing and later absorbed into Green Peace." Cause the CEO of the little group was steering the good ship lollipop off the embelzement dock of bankruptcy when I put the fear of Gaia into him. Voila, merger!
"Lucky you Green Peace came along at the right moment and...And my immaculate powers of persuasion had nothing to do with it...shared the same goals...Keep Rae out of REAL trouble...as this advocacy group you had been hired by. Now before we get into more of the details...No Specifics...I want to go through a quick over view of what you have accomplished...scammed...here while at Green Peace."
Keep the lies simple and consistant" Sure thing."
"First there was the Hexa-chromium plant in California law suit...Thank you Erin Brokavich!...that you lended a unique arguement before the grand jury...Bought the judge...then you followed that up with the Coal Mine Collapse in West Pennsylania...Watch the left hand, while the right hand hits the red button that sends in the war pack...where you disrupted the expansion of the mine and organized a union strike for labor health benefits, eventually convincing the owners to go green and start a wind farm...Killed the fomori CEO, collapsed key portions of the tunnel, and black mailed the holding company to turn over the reins to a dummy head of Green Peace. Note to self, don't get caught on tape having sex with fomori hookers...scratch that...any fomori......Your next move was to cordinate the legal defense...Jail break...for many "jungle guerillas" ...snot nosed amateur kinfolk wannabe a hero instead of a liability... in Brazil who were holding up, at gun point, the logging companies cutting into the rain forests."
"Yes, yes, yes. Those were life-altering...Life threatening...experiences."
"I have to ask...Can't wait...what motivates you to be so passionate about your work?"
"My sister... Ragabash lawyer...it should be a sitcom...Rae has a passion that is infectious...Little sisters are every brothers special kind of crack coccaine drug dealer. You'll do anything to get the next hit...I caught the bug early on in life, and have never been cured."
"Are there any regrets? Things you wished you could of done differently or better?" ... ... ... ... "Mr. Colter?"
"Hmmm...oh, ah...I...I don't... ...stop screaming I hear you... I know I know...don't you dare...put her down...PUT HER DOWN...never tell the truth when a lie will do...yes, yes!...I don't think so. Nothing out of the ordinary." Just their eyes, every one of them closed now...
"Well your line of work isn't exactly ordinary. I'm sure you've imagined hundreds of times what your life would be like if you had chosen a different profession?"
...At the age of six I knew the apocolyspe was coming. At the age of six and one month I knew who was to blame for it...
"Mr. Colter?"
...when you were six you were playing with G.I. Joe and, from your lack of attention span, lead based paints...
"Mr. Colter are you okay? Your...do I have something...on my..."
...did I once ever think I would be doing something other then trying to save the world? Of course not. I never thought about what it would be like to have a normal life...
"...my shirt? Mr. Colter?... ... ... Heh...hello?"
...with 2.5 kids, a wife, a big screen TV, a grill made of nothing but the finest folded metals plundered from the Gaian landscape and twisted together by someone who has nothing more to look forward to then free pretzels and bad beer at a local pub within drunken driving distance of his domicle!?
"Ummmmmmm...."
No, obviously I've never once thought about what it would be like just to make all of this craziness go away long enough to enjoy life for more then a few minutes at a time without the taboos of my own society, combined with the taboos of your ignorant culture, mix in a dash of the end of the world, a light seasoning of save the whales, and top it off with a mommy-daddy complex that would break you in half if your sister ever ended up like them, or more devastatingly worse, like me![/u] [/color]
"Mr. Colter...? Are you okay, your...your...panting?"
"The thought has never crossed my mind." And Smile
"Sure thing Jake. We'll help ya finish up this silly assignment from 'Prof Plum'." Note to self. Owe that fat basterd one for this.
"Hopefully! So in this section I wanted to cover the first few years out of school. We talked about how growing up you were the odd kid out...You would be to if your family treated you like a rape baby ...and that law school was a particular challenge...The Wyrm never stops to let you study ...as you had many family problems that continued to crop up...And Rae never runs out of things to "save" next. Forests, whales, I swear next it will be the french vanilla blend at starbucks is about to go out of style and we can't let that happen! Oh heaven forbid!. Late nights studying just to barely stay ahead of the workload...Funny how the good guys pick on evil in the middle of the night like some Grimm Fairy tale monster under the bed. Now I was hoping to move onto your first forray outside of school...Sleep....what was your plan after your law degree?" Simple and consistant. You've practice this in the mirror hundreds of times.
"Well...hmmm...I started with the celebration of course. Took a big trip down to California with some of my friends...Other garou that needed a smooooooth talking son of a bitch...and went camping...Raided a wyrm tainted distribution plant for cabinet fixtures...bad mental image, moving on...and then straight into the job hunting field. To infiltrate or not to infiltrate? That was the question! Lucky for me this activist rights group scooped me up right away...And the little sister had the puppy eyes that demanded I save THIS specific "blend of coffee" this week...and was quickly taken underwing and later absorbed into Green Peace." Cause the CEO of the little group was steering the good ship lollipop off the embelzement dock of bankruptcy when I put the fear of Gaia into him. Voila, merger!
"Lucky you Green Peace came along at the right moment and...And my immaculate powers of persuasion had nothing to do with it...shared the same goals...Keep Rae out of REAL trouble...as this advocacy group you had been hired by. Now before we get into more of the details...No Specifics...I want to go through a quick over view of what you have accomplished...scammed...here while at Green Peace."
Keep the lies simple and consistant" Sure thing."
"First there was the Hexa-chromium plant in California law suit...Thank you Erin Brokavich!...that you lended a unique arguement before the grand jury...Bought the judge...then you followed that up with the Coal Mine Collapse in West Pennsylania...Watch the left hand, while the right hand hits the red button that sends in the war pack...where you disrupted the expansion of the mine and organized a union strike for labor health benefits, eventually convincing the owners to go green and start a wind farm...Killed the fomori CEO, collapsed key portions of the tunnel, and black mailed the holding company to turn over the reins to a dummy head of Green Peace. Note to self, don't get caught on tape having sex with fomori hookers...scratch that...any fomori......Your next move was to cordinate the legal defense...Jail break...for many "jungle guerillas" ...snot nosed amateur kinfolk wannabe a hero instead of a liability... in Brazil who were holding up, at gun point, the logging companies cutting into the rain forests."
"Yes, yes, yes. Those were life-altering...Life threatening...experiences."
"I have to ask...Can't wait...what motivates you to be so passionate about your work?"
"My sister... Ragabash lawyer...it should be a sitcom...Rae has a passion that is infectious...Little sisters are every brothers special kind of crack coccaine drug dealer. You'll do anything to get the next hit...I caught the bug early on in life, and have never been cured."
"Are there any regrets? Things you wished you could of done differently or better?" ... ... ... ... "Mr. Colter?"
"Hmmm...oh, ah...I...I don't... ...stop screaming I hear you... I know I know...don't you dare...put her down...PUT HER DOWN...never tell the truth when a lie will do...yes, yes!...I don't think so. Nothing out of the ordinary." Just their eyes, every one of them closed now...
"Well your line of work isn't exactly ordinary. I'm sure you've imagined hundreds of times what your life would be like if you had chosen a different profession?"
...At the age of six I knew the apocolyspe was coming. At the age of six and one month I knew who was to blame for it...
"Mr. Colter?"
...when you were six you were playing with G.I. Joe and, from your lack of attention span, lead based paints...
"Mr. Colter are you okay? Your...do I have something...on my..."
...did I once ever think I would be doing something other then trying to save the world? Of course not. I never thought about what it would be like to have a normal life...
"...my shirt? Mr. Colter?... ... ... Heh...hello?"
...with 2.5 kids, a wife, a big screen TV, a grill made of nothing but the finest folded metals plundered from the Gaian landscape and twisted together by someone who has nothing more to look forward to then free pretzels and bad beer at a local pub within drunken driving distance of his domicle!?
"Ummmmmmm...."
No, obviously I've never once thought about what it would be like just to make all of this craziness go away long enough to enjoy life for more then a few minutes at a time without the taboos of my own society, combined with the taboos of your ignorant culture, mix in a dash of the end of the world, a light seasoning of save the whales, and top it off with a mommy-daddy complex that would break you in half if your sister ever ended up like them, or more devastatingly worse, like me![/u] [/color]
"Mr. Colter...? Are you okay, your...your...panting?"
"The thought has never crossed my mind." And Smile
<<-Me~
