Character Sloganizer Returns!

[Deimos]

These were too funny, so I made a whole thread about it.

If you haven't already, check out the Sloganizer here:

thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Do You Eat the Scion Last? (hopefully!)

Scion. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be. (as long as that's Charissma.)

To Our Members, We're the Fourth Emergency Scion. (only funny if you're an ST)

More Scion Please. (too late?)

Things Happen After a Scion. (That's for sure...)

And finally:

Break Me Off a Piece of That Scion. (Would you like the David chunk or Harvey, or Cordi or...)

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Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Deimos. (*snicker* That explains the 'glow'.)

Moms Like you Choose Deimos. (Uh... I'm not gonna go there.)

Absolut Deimos. (Tonight my dear, you drink from the bottle...)

Happiness is a Cigar Called Deimos. (Hold on a second there Mr. President...)

Daddy or Deimos? (huh?)

Grab Life by the Deimos. (but not by mine, thanks)

[Shakir Movre']

You thought those were good then try these...

Wouldn't You Like To Be A Shakir Too?
Feel The Raw Naked Shakir Of The Road.
I Think, Therefore Shakir.
We Do Shakir Right.

Give That Man A Kenneth Ashland.
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Kenneth Ashland Overnight.
Race for the Kenneth Ashland.
Don't Say Brown, Say "Kenneth Ashland".

It's the Prince Goldwinn You Can See.
At 29p a Prince Goldwinn, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket.
Sweet as the Moment When the Prince Goldwinn Went "Pop"
I Wish I Were a Prince Goldwinn Weiner.

Get In My Lady Daniels.
There Ain't No Party Like A Lady Daniels Party.
I Bet He Drinks Lady Daniels.
Nothing Acts Faster Than Lady Daniels.

[Kenneth Ashland]

It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Harpy.

Don't Be Vague. Ask for The Harpy.

Pure Harpy.

If You Like A Lot Of Ashland On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club.

How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of an Ashland?

You Can't Top a Ventrue.

Every Kiss Begins With Ventrue.
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And on, and on...

[B_Movie_Babe]

This's great!!

Behold the Power of Thin-Blood.
The Curiously Strong Thin-Blood.

Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Thin-Blood.(now that's a scary one...)

[Steve]

Hmm...

You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Puck.
(Too many implications there to count)

I Bet He Drinks Lucas.
(No, NO!!!)

Bet You Can't Eat Caitiff.
(Better not... )

Wouldn't You Rather Be Chet?
(heh...)


And then, for my next character:

Simple Impartial Caine.

[it3]

Now this was Creepy...

Jack Rendae Comes to Those Who Wait.

It Could Be Jack Rendae.

Jack Rendae. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be.

It's a Jarrod Adventure.

The Better Way to Start the Jarrod.

Behold the Power of Primogen.

i'm very scared....very scared...

Poppin' Fresh Primogen.

[Justin]

wow...

Behold the Power of Jörundr.

The Jörundr Effect.

Jörundr Tested, Mother Approved.

as for the alpha:

The Buck Effect.

You Can't Top a Buck.

Refreshes the Buck Other Beers Cannot Reach.

[Clark Davis]

Wouldn't you rather be Angus?
Angus - The Appetizer! (Not if I can help it.)
Just one Angus - Give it to me! (Giggity giggity)
Dial down the Angus.
Let your fingers do the walking through the Angus. (Aaaaand, we're done.)

[Ivaret]

What Can Ivaret Reltris Do For You? (See? He is a Nos!)

Prolongs Active Ivaret Reltris (Apparently they know Lady Daniels)


All You Need is an Ivaret Reltris and a Dream. (That's right baby.)

Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Ivaret Reltris.

Gives A Meal Ivaret Reltris-Appeal. (No idea.)

Your Flexible Ivaret Reltris. (No one, and I mean no one, get any ideas.)

Last one:
Bet You Can't Eat Ivaret Reltris. (Damn skippy you can't!)

[Janet]

harvey said:

Prolongs Active Ivaret Reltris (Apparently they know Lady Daniels)

Dude, that just sounds like a freakin' disease!

[Janet]

The best Alixandra a man can get.

We do Alixandra right.

Why have cotton when you can have Alixandra?

Cleans right around the Alixandra.

Leave the Alixandra to us.

Alixandra prevents that sinking feeling.

Hope it's Alixandra, It's Alixandra, We hope it's Alixandra... ((aw....am I that loved?))

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Because Lady Scorpion is complicated enough.

Reach out and touch Lady Scorpion. (not recommended)

If you've got the time, we've got the Lady Scorpion.

I'm not just the Lady Scorpion, I'm a member.

A tough Lady Scorpion to follow.

Stop. Go. Lady Scorpion.

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Lady Scorpion.

Smart. Beautiful. Lady Scorpion. (they forgot deadly)

[Paige Fairchild]

Pure Erika Sorenson.

Tell Them About The Erika Sorenson, Mummy.

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Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Devon Reynolds. (No, really, please don't!)

Devon Reynolds Is Job 1.

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It's Just For Me And My Aimy. (Wonder if anyone thought of her that way?)

Only Aimy Can Prevent Forest Fires. (She can start 'em too!)

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Fresh from the Captain's Aedis Compluvium. (That sounds kinda dirty!)

Out Of The Strong Came Forth Aedis Compluvium. (Huh?)

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With A Name Like Carly Ward, It Has To Be Good.

We'll Leave The Carly Ward On For You.

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The Angel Faythe That Refreshes. (I bet that Assimite thought so!)

Angel Faythe Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass.

[carlogiovanni]

Nothing Comes Between Me And My Carlo.

Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Carlo.

For That Deep Down Body Carlo.

Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Carlo?

I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Carlo.

Got Carlo?


Yeah... about that....

[Mike Lohmann]

Make Someone Happy with a Godzilla.
I Liked The Godzilla So Much, I Bought The Company!
Men Can't Help Acting On Godzilla. (...... that one is a little wierd.)
Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Godzilla? (heh... now only if i could convince Lady Daniels of that )
Godzilla Saves Your Soul.
I am Stuck on Godzilla, 'Cause Godzilla's Stuck on Me.
They're Yummy For Your Godzilla. (....beware, sabbat and those of lower Gen )
Go On, Get Your Godzilla Out. (HAHAHAHA)
Try Godzilla, You'll Like It.
Godzilla. It's What's For Dinner.
(.... dont even think about it, ass-mites)

Godzilla, the Other White Meat. (.... yes.. i got this one and the last one, back to back.. i think that is a sign, to stop.)

[The-Most-Compact-of-the-Kyles]

To all those Elders out there...

Ancillae. It's What's For Dinner.
Nothing Works Better Than an Ancillae.
Go On, Get Your Ancillae Out.

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Leggo my Neonate!
Never Knowingly Neonate.
What Would You Do For A Neonate?

[Shakir Movre']

gaijinninja said:

To all those Elders out there...

Ancillae. It's What's For Dinner.
Nothing Works Better Than an Ancillae.
Go On, Get Your Ancillae Out.

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Leggo my Neonate!
Never Knowingly Neonate.
What Would You Do For A Neonate?

Priceless....Simply Priceless...

[Deimos]

These are too much fun.

The Caine That Eats Like A Meal.
(if a meal had the thirst of the Methuselah)

Gonna Be a While? Grab a Caine.
(Well, eternity is a while.)

We Bring Caine to Life.
(Frickin' vengeful angels)



Antedeluvian Stays Sharp 'til the Bottom of the Glass
(A toothy remark to be sure)

Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Antideluvian.
(What is Erosion Alex?)

All You Add is Antideluvian
(And all you need is love?)



Promise Her Anything, But Give her Blood.
(Sound advice if I ever heard it)

I'd Walk A Mile for a Blood.
(I really prefer Blood Light tho...)

See the USA in Your Blood.
(And the Bahamas in your shorts?)

Kids Will Do Anything For Blood.
(Dang. Rough neigborhood.)

Built Blood Tough
(That must be the Brujah motto)

You've Got Questions, We've Got Blood.
(What if my question is where you got it?)



Do the Dead.
(Giovanni advertising)

Little. Yellow. Different. Dead.
(Kindred of the East advertising? OH!)

Taste the Dead.
(Mrf... not quite as tasty as the Rainbow)

Dead. It's What's For Dinner.
(Well I should hope it's not served alive!)

You'll Never Put A Better Bit of Dead on Your Knife.
(Oh I can think of a few kindred...)

What Can Dead Do for You?
(Avoid taxes.)

[B_Movie_Babe]

deimos said:

Little. Yellow. Different. Dead.
(Kindred of the East advertising? OH!)

That's just awful... But I can't help but laugh.

[Mark Bailey]

Hmmm, I don't know about this whole idea of hiring a Glasswalker to do PR, but I'll give it a shot.


-If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Grinning Vengance Honed In Shadows.

-Come See the Softer Side of Grinning Vengance Honed In Shadows.

-Don't Get Mad, Get Grinning Vengance Honed In Shadows.

-Every Kiss Begins With Grinning Vengance Honed In Shadows.

-Watch Out, There's a Shadowlord About.

-Good Honest Shadowlord Since 1896.

-If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Shadowlord.

-If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Shadowlord.

-Thank Grandfather Thunder It's Friday.

-Get Serious. Get Grandfather Thunder.

-Choosy Mothers Choose Grandfather Thunder.

[Janet]

-Good Honest Shadowlord Since 1896.

Hmmmm.......Good, maybe. Honest? That's laughable!