It's all a goddamned Tremere scheme.

[Clark Davis]

Am I the first one to notice, upon reading the Storyteller list, that we are but one Vampire ST away from having seven?




A council of seven, if you will?



And what the hell is Bugruffing, and should we be concerned that we now have an ST devoted to it?

[Kenneth Ashland]

Um...

See, there's a point where you go from being, perhaps justifiably, paranoid, and then go looking for reasons to be paranoid.

*hands Brian a tinfoil hat to wear*

Just in case I'm wrong, this will block out the mind control beams coming from Jupiter.

[Clark Davis]

But tinfoil clashes with hawaiian shirts!

[Kenneth Ashland]

Since when are you a Toreador?

...

anymore, I mean.

[Clark Davis]

Maybe Angus is secretly a Toreador.

An unexpected twist on the "All infiltrators pretend to be Toreador" theme.

[Kenneth Ashland]

All of your Toreador are belong to us?

Make your time.

[Clark Davis]

What you say?

[Steve]

Someone set us up the bomb!

But I have scissors! *snip*

[Clark Davis]

I said the blue wire! THE BLUE WIRE! DAMN YOUUUUUUUU!

[Joseph Mayek]

Yep, Ross is right. No reason to go -looking- for problems. I mean, really... I think you're being abit -too- paranoid when you start seeing a conspiracy to take over and use the ST's for tremere means.

I think ross is directing a new paranoia for you tho.. you're gonna start thinking "What if I really am toreador? What if they're all toreador?!" Next, you'll move on from thinking Tremere are taking over, to instead that the Toreador are slowly conquering the world like beauty dazzled pod people.

[Janet]

Heh....shouldn't take much to get him jumping at his own shadow.

Hey, Amadeo......how 'bout it? Some fun with the grumpy gangrel?

[Clark Davis]

"Yeah, yeah, that's nice, Amadeo. Can you do a bunny? I can do a bird."

*Angus gives Amadeo the finger.*

[Webmonkey]

Scion: When you're done doing birds and fingering Amadeo Angus, I could really use some help with my defense...

Um... on second thought.