Post by Wolf on Nov 23, 2012 16:11:49 GMT -8
Jack lay on the couch on the verge of passing out due to exhaustion pain and well whiskey. In these final moments he recapped the day in a haze.
Luck had me on the streets messing with some tagger punks with one of the jacker twins, I think it was the one I feel sad for. Next thing I know there is some guy with a switchblade behind me tryin to start some shit. I tried so hard to work this gumba over but as far as I can remember I am horrible at fighting I have all these wepons and weights at home but I’m missing so bad I should be in a special Olympics dart team or somethin. That’s when jacker twin pulls out a fuckin pirate sword right in the middle of the fuckin street. How the fuck I missed that in the car ride fucking mystifies me. Anyway I get stabbed he gets stabbed and we drug his ass back to the Tukwila mansion(pause for laughter).
Shit starts getting hazy here maybe blood loss I don’t fuckin know but I think the jacker twin burned the shit out of the tagger with his sword, don’t fuckin ask me why though. That’s when the scariest fucking thing in the world happened. Something started stabbing me in the fucking chest with a fucking hot ass needle. I started screaming like a bitch! Why was Jackie snake eyes letting this crazy fuck stab me? Then the next thing I remember I’ve killed a fifth of jack and noticing that someone fixed my shirt… were we at a fucking drycleaners?...Matlock rumbles on in his clients defense on t.v. as I pass into a dreamless death like sleep.
Maybe I’m a lover and not a fighter…
Luck had me on the streets messing with some tagger punks with one of the jacker twins, I think it was the one I feel sad for. Next thing I know there is some guy with a switchblade behind me tryin to start some shit. I tried so hard to work this gumba over but as far as I can remember I am horrible at fighting I have all these wepons and weights at home but I’m missing so bad I should be in a special Olympics dart team or somethin. That’s when jacker twin pulls out a fuckin pirate sword right in the middle of the fuckin street. How the fuck I missed that in the car ride fucking mystifies me. Anyway I get stabbed he gets stabbed and we drug his ass back to the Tukwila mansion(pause for laughter).
Shit starts getting hazy here maybe blood loss I don’t fuckin know but I think the jacker twin burned the shit out of the tagger with his sword, don’t fuckin ask me why though. That’s when the scariest fucking thing in the world happened. Something started stabbing me in the fucking chest with a fucking hot ass needle. I started screaming like a bitch! Why was Jackie snake eyes letting this crazy fuck stab me? Then the next thing I remember I’ve killed a fifth of jack and noticing that someone fixed my shirt… were we at a fucking drycleaners?...Matlock rumbles on in his clients defense on t.v. as I pass into a dreamless death like sleep.
Maybe I’m a lover and not a fighter…