Post by The Writing On The Wall on Aug 6, 2005 23:49:37 GMT -8
And Malkav sayeth,
1) Thou shalt not expose thyself to silly mortals.
2) Thou shalt mind thine own squat and collect thee tariffs from those who would usurp thine squat.
3) Thou shalt only beget get with thine father's, father's , father's consent elst ye and thine get get gotten but good.
4) Thine get be thine own problem. if thine get shalt suffer severe cranial flatulence, retribution shall be collected from thee and thine get.
5) Honor another squat as if it where thine own squat. when entering another's squat, introduce thy damn self. if holder of yon squat ignoreth you, thou shalt fade from existence.
6) Thou shalt not be the cause of untimely fading from existence of thine kindred brethren. only thine father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father possesseth the immerative to fade thee prematurely from existence and/or command thine kindred brethren to fade thee prematurly from existance.
7) No pooftas ! (No buy-sexuals neither. Rent it like the rest of us.)
8) Thou shalt not understandeth what thou understandeth elst thine father's father's father shalt pummel thine hinderparts with a wet rokea.
9) Thou shalt not beget get with yon damn, furry, warmongering basterds.
10) And the lord doth grinneth.
Where in Arcadia did we lose that fourth tablet ?
Damn Fae !
And so endeth the Uddendum of Malkav.
He lookath upon his-ith childer and saweth them in two
. . . . eth.
1) Thou shalt not expose thyself to silly mortals.
2) Thou shalt mind thine own squat and collect thee tariffs from those who would usurp thine squat.
3) Thou shalt only beget get with thine father's, father's , father's consent elst ye and thine get get gotten but good.
4) Thine get be thine own problem. if thine get shalt suffer severe cranial flatulence, retribution shall be collected from thee and thine get.
5) Honor another squat as if it where thine own squat. when entering another's squat, introduce thy damn self. if holder of yon squat ignoreth you, thou shalt fade from existence.
6) Thou shalt not be the cause of untimely fading from existence of thine kindred brethren. only thine father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father possesseth the immerative to fade thee prematurely from existence and/or command thine kindred brethren to fade thee prematurly from existance.
7) No pooftas ! (No buy-sexuals neither. Rent it like the rest of us.)
8) Thou shalt not understandeth what thou understandeth elst thine father's father's father shalt pummel thine hinderparts with a wet rokea.
9) Thou shalt not beget get with yon damn, furry, warmongering basterds.
10) And the lord doth grinneth.
Where in Arcadia did we lose that fourth tablet ?
Damn Fae !
And so endeth the Uddendum of Malkav.
He lookath upon his-ith childer and saweth them in two
. . . . eth.
