Post by Katie Hester on Jul 31, 2013 19:36:03 GMT -8
The Strangest
Churches Putting Something in the Wine?
by Rebeca Keaten
Are churches in Seattle putting something in the wine? Based on the reports and behavior of some attending Shoreline Unitarian Church, this may be the case. Reports say that there were people climbing on top of the church. People were hallucinating that statues from downtown were now in Shoreline, but no one remembers seeing it get there or seeing it leave. Top it all off with people claiming the church yelled at them, while others saying they were afraid of the church. I don't know what they're using during the services, but I think I want to get my hands on some of what they are having.
Official reports say that it is likely someone started a fire in one of the upper rooms of the church (smoking a little something?) which lead to a small explosion, damaging the nearby buildings. The neighbors of the church say they have never had issues with the congregation before and never noticed any extended drug use, but can only guess that teens that attending the church must have decided to liven up the services, which lead to the unfortunate accident. The fire and explosion also lead to the death of several people in the church and some injuries to those who were outside the church at the time.
Hopefully they are a little more careful in the future with their drugs and for the love of all that's holy, they need to start sharing with the rest of us looking for a good time.
Churches Putting Something in the Wine?
by Rebeca Keaten
Are churches in Seattle putting something in the wine? Based on the reports and behavior of some attending Shoreline Unitarian Church, this may be the case. Reports say that there were people climbing on top of the church. People were hallucinating that statues from downtown were now in Shoreline, but no one remembers seeing it get there or seeing it leave. Top it all off with people claiming the church yelled at them, while others saying they were afraid of the church. I don't know what they're using during the services, but I think I want to get my hands on some of what they are having.
Official reports say that it is likely someone started a fire in one of the upper rooms of the church (smoking a little something?) which lead to a small explosion, damaging the nearby buildings. The neighbors of the church say they have never had issues with the congregation before and never noticed any extended drug use, but can only guess that teens that attending the church must have decided to liven up the services, which lead to the unfortunate accident. The fire and explosion also lead to the death of several people in the church and some injuries to those who were outside the church at the time.
Hopefully they are a little more careful in the future with their drugs and for the love of all that's holy, they need to start sharing with the rest of us looking for a good time.