The King is Dead... long live the King.
Sept 8, 2013 16:15:27 GMT -8
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Post by Victor Adelai on Sept 8, 2013 16:15:27 GMT -8
Seattle's at it again.
Eerily quiet in here. Kinda creepy. Fuck it. Well, here goes.
The Prince of Seattle's illustrious Cammie faction died. His sheriff died. His, like, keeper of Elysium died. Some friends died. Lots of people died. I hear some primogen died too.
And then shit got weird. See, for those who ain't familiar with the way cammies run things, it's pretty much dog eat dog. When the princey gets too full of himself, or oppresses his people too hard, they (or one in particular) rise up and fucks that guy's couch. Its called a Praxis seizure and is basically a nice way of saying 'legalized murder'. Lady's an gentleman, civilization at its finest.
In this particular case, the prince took a raging shit on either all or some of the nosferatu. So these nos took some rusty ass knives and boards with nails in em and stormed that guy's house. Rumors state that in the wee hours of the morning, under a nice warm Seattle day, the home of the prince burst into flames and little pieces of Seattle's upper court rained down on their former residents. People got all scared and everyone hid under tables holding their asses.
The nos who claimed the hit was Hephaestus (not the god, point of fact). And by ancient cammie law, he claimed Seattle. And here's where the magic comes in. Till now, this is dull ass Cam business of Cam's fucking over Cam's in typical Cam fashion.
But Seattle bucked the horse. At least two other people spoke up as wanting Seattle's Praxis. Elle de Corazon, who if you haven't met, count your stars. The most contemptible of the ignorant elite, thy name is Corazon. The other is a five year old Ventrue named Colin. Good guy, dangerous, suave, Colin. AND SEATTLE HELD A VOTE!
Look at that! Democracy in action! SHIT YES! They had a prince they didn't like, and they voted the fucker out. Awesome!
Lets all welcome the Anarch Free State's newest city, and its newest Baron Colin Colosimo and give em a round of applause. The proletariat masses spoke. Age and standing, the two highest principals of the Camarilla, were tossed on their ass in favor of a neonate prince. The people's choice. The most loved of their options.
Let the rest of the world stand in awe and shock at the enlightenment of Seattle. Talk prevailed. Reason prevailed.
To the people of Seattle, sic semper tyrannis! I'll be sure to send y'all my copies of the Manifesto, Common Sense and all the other starting literature that we give to new Anarchs when they're finally all grown up and can read good.
Vae victis to what few friends of the former princey ain't lying in ashy bits about the city. Probably wise to pack up and head to a *real* Camarilla city. Probably somewhere in Europe. Far ass away from these wild, wild west crazy lands of anarchy.
And to all the lovely free-living citizens of Tacoma, in all their varying stripes and splendor: *our* Baron (not to be confused with Seattle's Baron) has said that we are to stay the fuck out of this shitstorm. Tacoma's borders are solvent and all that Ricky seems to give a shit about these days. Bastard's still muttering about some Vlad the Impaler shit. Whatever.
Anyway, welcome to the Free-State, Seattle; it's been a long time comin'!
