Post by Victor Adelai on Oct 2, 2013 15:54:24 GMT -8
So, guess what grand fuckin' news trickled in a few weeks back? A red lister! Now, this is big news, and the reason I didn't start shouting my fuckin' head off about it the second I heard is cus people are usually pretty dumb when they think they see a red-lister, and they're wrong. So, I dun fact checked it, and it's totally legit.
Yes. There is a Red-Lister in the Seattle area.
Yes. The Red-Lister is here to kill people.
Yes. We probably need your help.
Dylan Bruce, Ventrue.
Now, I know some of my loyal readers are, how to put it delicately... fuckin' stupid. And they're scratching their heads and going 'But Johnny, wtf is a red list and who are they?' Well, I'm glad you asked, my imbecilic friend.
The Camarilla is ruled by a Council formed from a member of each of their official clans. They gather up every once in a while and sit around and talk about whatever it is that is bothering them the most lately. Each one of them is allowed to name one dude that they hate more then annnnyyyone else in the world. That group of names is the Red List. These guys are on perpetual blood hunts in every city in the whole of the world. And a fair amount of these guys have been on this list for decades. They're fuckin' good at staying hidden.
This one, though, he ain't too bright. Or he doesn't give a fuck. Either way, that makes him dangerous.
Dylan of Bruce has been going to each and every power that be and telling them that he is in town. He has been telling them to stay out of his way. He has been telling them that he is here to generally fuck around with some folk and then kill them. That is how little fucks he gives about our ability to fuck with him back.
Now, normally, the natural killer of these Red Listers are a group of cats in the Camarilla called Alisters or Alistors or Alastars or whatever. And a bunch of hopeful guys WANTING to be one of these guys. They are pretty much given whatever latitudes they want. Now, why haven't a bunch of these guys rolled into Seattle yet to smoke this clown? Cus it hasn't really gone viral yet. Leave it to the Anarchs to do the dirty work for telling the world.
Dylan is known to have the powers of his clan (Presence, Fortitude and Dominate) at mastery or elder levels. He is known to have Obtenebration as well as some Abyssal Mysticism. He is known to have a metric ton (Ricky says its a metric ton, and I for one believe him) of Infernalism magic, including the ability to teleport. He is known to be active during the day. He is known to be able to change his appearance, implying either obfuscate or vicissitude.
This is a shout-out to the world. This guy's a royal pain in the ass, and if some high rolling muckity-mucks want to get in on the action, we'd love a little help here. He's saying that he'll be in the area for a few months. Not sure I believe him, but either way he's sticking around for a time.
Inquire with Tacoma if you have some interest in smoking this dude and earning yourself some honest to god infamy.