Post by Alden J. Blethen on Sept 16, 2014 11:19:12 GMT -8
Last night, a hail of gunfire poured out of the VIP room of the notorious Last Supper Club. Sources on the scene report a large group of heavily tattooed men entering the room, moments before shots breaking out. This reporter is assured, by contacts within our cities brave men in blue, that all of the people recovered were of Russian decent. Though no innocent by standard was hurt in the fracas that occurred that evening, the police did find that the Russians were armed with high grade rifles.
It is thanks to our boys in blue that the situation was contained as quickly as it was.
"This is not the beginning of a Red take over of our fair city, nor do the good people of Seattle have anything to fear." stated the detective in charge of rounding up these menaces.
It is recommended that citizens avoid this club, as it's security is sub-par at best.
In other news:
ELVIS HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING
Evils Pressly, the King of Rock and Roll, was seen entering the newly opened Silver Coin Club yesterday evening, to the wonderment of fans. Though no pictures have surfaced, this paper has it on good authority that The Kings presence was no rumor. When asked, his agent said that Elvis not only enjoyed the attentions of the club, but would visit again should his schedule permit. Though we have no confirmation as to when his Rock-n-Roll Highness may return, this report thinks that any trip into the heart of downtown would be incomplete without a stop at The Silver Coin!
It is thanks to our boys in blue that the situation was contained as quickly as it was.
"This is not the beginning of a Red take over of our fair city, nor do the good people of Seattle have anything to fear." stated the detective in charge of rounding up these menaces.
It is recommended that citizens avoid this club, as it's security is sub-par at best.
In other news:
ELVIS HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING
Evils Pressly, the King of Rock and Roll, was seen entering the newly opened Silver Coin Club yesterday evening, to the wonderment of fans. Though no pictures have surfaced, this paper has it on good authority that The Kings presence was no rumor. When asked, his agent said that Elvis not only enjoyed the attentions of the club, but would visit again should his schedule permit. Though we have no confirmation as to when his Rock-n-Roll Highness may return, this report thinks that any trip into the heart of downtown would be incomplete without a stop at The Silver Coin!