"___ needs..." (fun!)

[wereastbill]

NEW GAME!

Go to Google and type "(your name) needs"

See what you get, it's really amusing!



MINE:

- Bill needs a rewrite.

- Bill needs much more work.

- Bill needs some help to expel Alien Gang Members.

- Bill needs a 21st Century Upgrade.

- Bill needs us ALL.

- Bill needs more geeks.

- Bill needs to be revamped.

- Matty needs non Maxima friends.

- Matty needs some...no, tons of work (

- Matty needs to get into Maryland because that’s where his girlfriend goes and he thinks she might be cheating on him.

- Matty needs a run of games under his belt as he’s been a key player for us.

- Matty needs to learn to be independent, and decide what to do for himself, instead of just taking everybody's advice.

AND JUST FOR GORF:

- Matty needs Ethan

[wereastsarah]

Google is the devil!

[Ivaret]

Hey, I'm Ethan!

[Lily Esther Allen]

Ok this is really stupid. But I did it anyway.

Jennifer was really kinda boring, but I decided to follow Bill's example & try my character's name.

On the 1st page this was listed 8 out of 10 & 5 out of 10 on the 2nd page.

Maggie needs an alibi.









But this one was ROTFL

Maggie needs companionship of another elephant, not humans ... It is time for
Maggie's needs to come first. She desperately needs other elephants.




and my favorite little gem,

Still, Maggie needs to take charge immediately and put some stakes...

[Joseph Mayek]

I can't believe it, but I did this too... my name wasn't much amusing. But my character name was, just for the irony of it.. Such as

- Saint Joseph needs volunteers to help out

&

- Joseph loves people and is helpful to those in need

lol

[Clark Davis]

Angus needs action, not words.
Angus needs to make some serious decisions about his future.
Angus needs to take urgent action to improve its performance on meeting the requirements of the Children's Panel
Angus needs the strength of his woman and family to bolster him through the turbulent years that lie ahead, when he must be both Lord of the Isles (awwwwwww)

Brian needs food, badly.

[Cami Ella Smith]

Janet needs justice
Janet needs to be terminated
Janet needs to give life another shot
Janet needs your support just like anyone else does


Wow......that was disturbing. No folks, really.....I am NOT even remotely suicidal.......*eyes the above uncertainly* So......Let's see if things look any better for my characters?

Nothing in 5 pages of Alixandra needs, so I typed in Alexandra needs, then replac ed with the appropriate spelling......stupid old spellings. Still, pretty pathetic.

Alixandra needs lots of yardage
Alixandra needs to communicate with me

Katerina needs no support
Katerina needs the visions and the light
Katerina needs her son. (huh?)
Katerina needs to experience

Wow did I have to hunt for those.

[Elspeth]

Elspeth needs to stay focused for everyone’s sake.
Elspeth needs to accept something as well…her killing power.
Elspeth needs Dragon to protect her
Elspeth needs to find a Narn tooth cleaner (WTF!!)

Henrietta Needs Foster Home.
Henrietta needs your help.
Henrietta Needs A Bass Player again for fuck's sake
Henrietta needs some love. (lol)

[Justin]

Justin needs to start playing smash bros. again.
Justin Needs Help! Our man Justin, a multi-talented but exceedingly poor man.
Justin needs a friend.
Justin needs the appropriate medical treatment and he needs it immediately.

It didn't work for my Characters name.

[Alexander Faulkner]

Interesting....

Richand needs her right now.
Richard needs the human contact, the commitment, and the security she has to offer...
Richard needs to finish grade school before getting into...
Richard needs to have life ordered and predicatable...(Like hell I do!)
Papo King Richard needs his red horse!
Richard needs a new partner in crime.
King Richard needs an heir, and Alix, who was disguised as a boy when Richard met and fell in love with her, is the only woman he wants. (God help me!!!)

[Justin]

adventshadow said:

King Richard needs an heir, and Alix, who was disguised as a boy when Richard met and fell in love with her, is the only woman he wants. (God help me!!!)

Don't think god will want to get into this one.

[Webmonkey]

Okay, these turned out really great:

"Scion needs"

Scion needs to test what it calls the "premium" concept. ...
Scion needs to hire some Italian designers if they want the youth market.
Scion needs a story.
Scion needs to capture the imagination of the Millennials.
Scion needs to concentrate on a spell or use the controlled flow or tame magic abilities
scion needs to be able to breathe, but not desicate.
scion needs to be cut at the lower end on both sides, forming a long, drawn-out
wedge.
Scion needs to be provocative and distinctive. It's not for everybody.

"Deimos needs"

DEIMOS needs to hit.
Deimos needs to get Minako's acquiescence to come with him to the Underworld
Deimos needs more time than a mars-day for his orbital time and this is why he normally rises in the east and sets in the west.
Deimos needs that chew block. Continuously growing teeth and all that.
Deimos needs dethroning, now." Gabrielle blurts out, "He's going to after the king?"
Deimos needs vig for his uber attacks?

[Kenneth Ashland]

Ross needs time to fix past foibles

Ross needs time to build

Kenneth needs a family that can provide him with love, guidance, patience and a permanent committment.

Kenneth needs you @ www.ezboard.com

Kenneth needs a Satellite Dish

Kenneth needs help dealing with his anger over his life situation.

Kenneth needs allies he can count on.

[Jonathan Winters-Garden]

-Dustin has special needs
-Dustin needs a territory of his own to patrol, and his own people to love
-DUSTIN NEEDS THOSE CONDOMS
-Dustin needs to focus on rehabbing correctly and trusting the people around him
-Dustin has an injured hamstring
-Dustin needs a highly structured setting with a safe and consistent environment, and it would be difficult for Dustin to have his needs met
-Dustin, Europe needs you
-Dustin needs to get some new personal hygiene products
-Dustin: Pig. Needs a Copernican revolution to the head