Vasilli Facts

[Alden J. Blethen]

Once, Vasilli hit a BSD so hard, the PLAYER got a nose bleed.

Vasilli has two mothers. One woman wasn't enough to bring him to term

Vasilli's tears will heal the Wyrm and the Weaver. To bad he never cries.

Vasilli doesn't step sideways, the Umbra comes to him.

Chuck Norris fears no man. . . that's becuase he never met Vasilli.

Mount Rushmore was meant to have five faces: Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, Lincoln and Vasilli, but Granite wasn't tough enough to hold Vasilli's chin.

[Ikon]

Visili counted to infinity - twice... in the six seconds it took him to kill a Thunderwyrm!

Visili does not hunt because the word hunting infers the possibility of failure. Visili goes killing.

If you can see Visili, he can see you. If you can't see Visili you may be only seconds away from death.

If you break the Litany Visili will find you, even if you did it alone, in the dark, in your basement, while you were asleep!

Visili sold his soul to the Huitzilopitchli for his rugged good looks and unparalleled skills of assassination. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Visili roundhouse kicked the Huitzilopitchli in the face and took his soul back. Huitzilopitchli, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

A Glasswalker once made a Visili toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

[Ikon]

After drinking 10 Fianna and 10 Get of Fenris under the table Visili went to take a piss in the umbra. He found a special path in the umbra that took him back in time, while looking for a suitable place to let it all out he found a massive ditch and filled it, this is the secret origin of Erebus.

[Will S]

Visilli is so Strong, He makes the Wyrm look like a infant

Visilli is so Smelly, He makes Skunk smell like soap

Visilli is so Ugly, He makes Britney Spears look Hot!

Visilli is so Neutral, He makes Poland Look Black and White.

Just having some fun with this. No Hard Feelings.

[Drenna Vouk an' Amaranth]

Visili is able to blend what the Blend Tech Total Blender could not....that list includes Chuck Norris. *nods*

Also it seems there's at least three different spellings for his name..O.o Which one's right?

[Will S]

Is this what Visilli's renown sounds like with the spirits?

[Red Moon]

May 17, 2010 11:27:30 GMT -8 Will S said:

Is this what Visilli's renown sounds like with the spirits?

It does when they're pleading for their lives.

[Sarah]

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Visili can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Visili does not sleep. He waits.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Visili.

Visili sleeps with a night light. Not because Visili is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Visili.

[Anthym]

The Superman wears Visili pajamas to bed

[Ikon]

Vasili once blew a bubble... with a Jawbreaker!

Vasili is the Margrave's emergency contact.

He one the Nobel Peace Prize but gave it back... Vasili isn't interested in Peace.

Vasili doesn't cheat death, he wins fair and square.

[Alden J. Blethen]

Griffon would accept Vasilli in one of his packs.

Vasilli can herd cats.

Vasilli doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.

When Vasilli was born he slapped the Doctor, because nobody slaps Vasilli.

[Will S]

The Bastet Laugh at Visilli and his Cat Herding Ability.

Visilli once met a vampire, the vampire pissed his pants. And vampires dont piss.

Visilli is so bad ass he fixed the shattered labyrinth.

[Sarah]

Visili grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

They say the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Unless Visili is on the other side, in which case the grass is soaked with blood and tears.

Visili was Darth Vader's father.

Visili doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

[Ikon]

Vasili danced the spiral backwards... twice!

[Wilhelm Opens-the-Way]

Visili doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Visili is actually a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until after he puts them into vegetative state... with his fists.

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Visili asks for a body bag.

[Makes-No-Sense]

The above mentioned items about Vasilli are not jokes. No one jokes about Vasilli's abilities. They only state the facts.

Vasilli doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.

Using his trademark uppercut, Vasilli once punched a ball through the uprights of the field goals in Tampa Bay's RJ Stadium from the 50 yard line...of San Diego's Qualcomm stadium.

Vasilli played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won.

Vasilli has not stopped the wyrm yet because Chuck Norris asked his mentor for his Cliath challenge, and Vasilli would never interefere in his pupil's training.

[R.A.W.R.]

May 16, 2010 12:24:54 GMT -8 Alden J. Blethen said:

Mount Rushmore was meant to have five faces: Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, Lincoln and Vasilli, but Granite wasn't tough enough to hold Vasilli's chin.

Not true... Visili doesnt have a chin, under his jaw is another fist, and its going to punch you in the back of the face..

[R.A.W.R.]

visili, the only werewolf that could kick the wyrm in the back of the face.

[Will S]

( A Random Bastet Song About Vasilli)




Visilli doesn't know that Brenna and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Visilli doesn't know

Oh Visilli doesn't know-o
So don't tell Visilli
Visilli doesn't know
Visilli doesn't know
So don't tell Visilli

Brenna says she's out shopping
But she's under me and I'm not stopping

'Cause Visilli doesn't know
Visilli doesn't know (3x)
So don't tell Visilli
Visilli doesn'T know
So don't tell Visilli

I can't believe he's so trusting
While I'm right behind you thrusting (Wooh...)
Brenna's got him on the phone
And she's trying not to moan
I'ts a three way conversation and he knows, nothing

Visilli doesn't know (3x)
So don't tell Visilli
'Cause Visilli doesn't know
Visilli doesn't know
So don't tell Visilli

We'll put on a show
Everyone will go
Visilli doesn't know (3x)

The parking lot? Why not?
I'ts so cool when you on top
His front lawn, In the snow
Laughing so hard
'cause Visilli doesn'T know
Visilli doesn't know

I did her on his birthday

Visilli doesn't know (4x)

So don't tell Visilli
Visilli doesn't know
Visilli will know
Visilli has to know
Visilli gotta know
Gonna tell Visilli
Gonna tell him myself
Visilli doesn't know
Visilli doesn't know
Visilli has to
Visilli has to
Visilli has to go

Visilli doesn't know (6x)
Visilli doesn't (3x)
Visilli doesn't know (8x)
Visillies got to go

[Wilhelm Opens-the-Way]

O SNAP!