Post by Barnaby Cuthbert on Aug 26, 2005 9:19:54 GMT -8
Two Tzimice wanted to go out to eat, but were having a little trouble deciding where to go. They were tired of draining the local villagers in Transylvania and wanted something a little more exotic.
After some discussion, they decided to go to Italy because they had heard that Italian food was really good, and it had been many centuries since even a small caravan of Italian traders had dared to pass through their domain.
So off they went to Italy and ended up in Venice. On a bridge over one of the canals, they hid in the shadows and waited for dinner.
A few minutes later they noticed a young couple walking their way. As they neared, the monstous Cainites made their move.
Each vampire grabbed a person, sucked them dry and tossed the remaining bodies into the canal below.
The Tzimice lords were extremely pleased with their meal and decided to have seconds.
Another young couple approached a few minutes later and suffered the same fate as the first sucked dry and their exsanguinated mortal husks were tossed into the dreary waters of the canal below.
The Tzimisce were now fairly full of rich Italian blood, but decided to get dessert. In a short while a third young couple provided just that.
As with the first two couples, these people were also drained to the last capillary and tossed over the rail into the black waters of the canal.
The vampires decided that they had had a marvelous dinner but that it was time to head back home to torment their poor Transylvanian villagers once more.
As they started to walk away they began to hear some singing. They were puzzled because no one else was on the bridge.
As they listened, they realized that it was coming from the canal. They looked over the rail and were horrified to see the bloated white form of an Elder Premiscine Giovanni in the water under the bridge, feasting on the cast-off bodies with reckless abandon.
They listened as the Premiscine sang.
"...Drained wops keep falling on my head..."
After some discussion, they decided to go to Italy because they had heard that Italian food was really good, and it had been many centuries since even a small caravan of Italian traders had dared to pass through their domain.
So off they went to Italy and ended up in Venice. On a bridge over one of the canals, they hid in the shadows and waited for dinner.
A few minutes later they noticed a young couple walking their way. As they neared, the monstous Cainites made their move.
Each vampire grabbed a person, sucked them dry and tossed the remaining bodies into the canal below.
The Tzimice lords were extremely pleased with their meal and decided to have seconds.
Another young couple approached a few minutes later and suffered the same fate as the first sucked dry and their exsanguinated mortal husks were tossed into the dreary waters of the canal below.
The Tzimisce were now fairly full of rich Italian blood, but decided to get dessert. In a short while a third young couple provided just that.
As with the first two couples, these people were also drained to the last capillary and tossed over the rail into the black waters of the canal.
The vampires decided that they had had a marvelous dinner but that it was time to head back home to torment their poor Transylvanian villagers once more.
As they started to walk away they began to hear some singing. They were puzzled because no one else was on the bridge.
As they listened, they realized that it was coming from the canal. They looked over the rail and were horrified to see the bloated white form of an Elder Premiscine Giovanni in the water under the bridge, feasting on the cast-off bodies with reckless abandon.
They listened as the Premiscine sang.
"...Drained wops keep falling on my head..."
