Lores -- power to the thinkers

[Clark Davis]

daddy said:

My point about the red list is not how much who knows it IC and such. My point is that while I'm playing my character, if someone walks up to me and says "Hi, I'm Ferrox" I'll know to kill him, because I have a copy of kindred most wanted.

Personally, if a gargoyle walked into a room wearing rosaries, I'd just as soon run like hell.


But that's just the Gangrel bits.

[Deimos]

Well technically he's made of Gangrel bits.

So... therefore...

Okay, i know I had a point brewing...

Oh yeah, I got it!

If a Gangrel kicks a Gargoyle in the junk, there's a good chance it really is the Family Jewels.

...

What were we talking about again?

[Thornstar]

What do you expect?

Put together "Viscera" and "Erotica."

What do you get? Visceratika.

And thus, Visceratika 6: Family Jewels.
This seven-hour ritual involves laying naked on one’s back in a three-inch high circle of dirt made on a stone surface, lighting a candle directly above one’s junk, and waiting until the candle has gone down all the way, and has extinguished itself in its own wax. (This ritual inflicts one die of aggravated damage.) This ritual turns the vampire’s testes to stone. This spell will last as long as the vampire wishes, as long as she doesn’t use willpower points. The vampire’s Conscience drops to one, or zero if it was already one, and she loses half her dice pool on Empathy rolls, and other rolls where feelings are important.

[Shakir Movre']

Leave it to the Tremere to have that one in thier library...

[Joseph Mayek]

We already have that, but it's for the -Heart-! Och.. *falls laughing insanely*

[Thornstar]

Yeah, well as long as a... fuck. I can't even go on with this malarky.

[David Price]

As long as a fuck what? I mean, sure, it's rock hard, but what happens when you get your rocks off? Granite, I doubt the masquerade would handle the puncturing, but that's no reason to leave us petrified of not knowing the full details. Don't make me gravel. You've already rocked the boat, at least give us the details ore finish your comment.

I think I've lost my marbles. I apologize for anybody who feels this post was a bit rough.

[Webmonkey]

Holy crap... the Bronester has gone mad with puns!

[Joseph Mayek]

ROFL broney.. What did you do, think to yourself "How many euphemisms for rock and I use?" lol that was amusing