Post by Mr. Maltin on Dec 5, 2008 23:18:22 GMT -8
Recently, Miss Fiona Keith came to me to inform me that she owed Mr. David Price a major boon. Of course, being the curious creature I am, I asked her what he had done to earn such a large favor. She told me that he had performed a service for her. This did little to satisfy my curiosity, so I pressed further, to which she admitted that he had "serviced" her. The implication here was strong, even to one such as myself, who does not remember the feeling of lust stirring in the blood.
Upon further inquiry, Mr. Price informed me that the favor was in fact for "Sexual Education," and not for prostitution as Miss Keith had seemed to imply. A local pimp has expressed an opinion that any exchange of value which involves, as Mr. Price puts it, "a lab portion" must be considered whoring, however given Mr. Price's reputation as a Wise and Discerning man, his expertise in the field of education is unquestionable.
Upon further inquiry, Mr. Price informed me that the favor was in fact for "Sexual Education," and not for prostitution as Miss Keith had seemed to imply. A local pimp has expressed an opinion that any exchange of value which involves, as Mr. Price puts it, "a lab portion" must be considered whoring, however given Mr. Price's reputation as a Wise and Discerning man, his expertise in the field of education is unquestionable.